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I am a handsome boy.

Created on 2005-11-01 21:27:56 (#8689699), last updated 2007-03-20

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Name:	the_plural_th
Website:	Damn, I'm Handsome.

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I'm a handsome little boy named Drayke Clayton.
Momma and Daddy moved from Michigan to Colorado this summer.
I miss my family in Michigan, but in Colorado I get to chase kitties and play with Momma all day.
Daddy works with cool people, and they're my friends now.
Pretty soon, I'll be two years old.
I'll be a major playground hottie then.
All the little girls will wanna drink chocolate milk with me someday.

Daddy was all telling me to be all like a zombie, all "BRAINS!" and stuff.
But I'm not stupid - that pumpkin was icky.
Nobody tells me to scoop out pumpkin guts without paying for it.
I'll get Daddy back when he's senile and I'm putting him in a low-rent retirement home someday.

I've got a little brother on the way.
Momma and Daddy say he'll be here for Christmas.
I keep yelling at him to get out of Momma's stomach (and so does Momma).
He doesn't listen to us, though.
Doesn't he know we just want to play with him?